how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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