Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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