i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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