I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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