her vagine was all disorganized.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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