She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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