It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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