our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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