It's like God shit irony all over that family
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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