oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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