I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Randomize
