Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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