How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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