Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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