in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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