Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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