I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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