Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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