she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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