I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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