she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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