whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
dude. I can hear the air.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
