So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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