i just google imaged poop.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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