At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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