Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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