nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Your penis caused this!
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