Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I am mentally ready for anal.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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