I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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