some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
MIDGETS
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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