omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Can Purell be used as lube?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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