love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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