I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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