I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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