I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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