If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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