just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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