Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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