Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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