I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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