I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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