week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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