Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I stole a fireplace last night.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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