I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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