make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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