i just had sex bonerless
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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