I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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