I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
