I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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