i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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