u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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