it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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