if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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