sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My vagina just clenched in fear
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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