She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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